1. Gay men always want to be the center of the attention.
2. Gay men have oral fixation.
3. Gay men roll like girls.
4. Gay men are mom's boy.
5. Gay men think sports are boring.
6. Gay men are obsessed with fashion.
7. Gay men love to dance.
8. Gay men love fistining ass.
9. Gay men are incompetent running machinery.
10. Gay men families are the last to know.
11. Gay men are clean.
12. Gay men lack strong male models.
13. Gay men always have a trust girl-pal by side.
14. Gay men have ??? wrist.(you can help me on this one)
15. Gay men are catty.
16. Gay men are drama queens.
17. Gay men pepper their lives with Pop culture references.
18. Gay men are into watersport.
19. Gay men value education.
20. Gay are whinny bitches.
Which one is you stereotype?
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Bear terms
Some terminology relating to the Bear community includes:
Admirer - a term that refers to someone who is sexually or romantically attracted to Bears (this term is often used in various communities to describe an outsider who has sexual attraction to people within that community). Also often referred to as a Chaser. Admirers/Chasers can be of any weight, hairy or hairless and any age.
Bear - a hairy man with a stocky or heavyset build and facial hair. Can be clean shaven and of any age.
Cub - a younger (or younger looking) version of a Bear, typically but not always with a smaller frame. The term is sometimes used to imply the passive partner in a relationship. Can be hairy or hairless.
Daddy bear - is an older guy sometimes looking for a daddy/son relationship with either a younger Bear, Cub, Otter, Wolf or Chaser.
Goldilocks - A female, often heterosexual, who is often in the company of bears (a bear's fag hag). Also can be referred to as an Ursula.
Muscle bear - a muscular version of a Bear. A muscle cub is a younger or smaller, yet muscular, version. Can be hairy or hairless and of any age.
Koala bear - a bear with blond hair
Panda bear - a bear of Asian ethnicity. A panda cub is younger version. Usually hairless.
Polar bear - a silver- or white-haired Bear.
Otter - a man who is hairy, but is not large or stocky - typically thinner, or with lean muscle. Slimmer version of a Bear with little pockets of fat like love handles or a tiny gut, but not as lean as a Wolf.
Spirit bear - a Bear that approaches his sexuality and 'inner bear' from a spiritual stand point. Usually rooted in various international and cultural references and traditions. Notably present in pagan communities where being gay is predominantly accepted.
Woof - A greeting often used when a Bear spots another Bear in public and wants to express physical attraction. He might make a growling noise ("Grrr!") or say "Woof!"
Bear run - a gathering or circuit party for Bear/Cub types and their Admirers.
Bear soup - a swimming pool or hot tub full of bears which usually includes lots of group cuddling and frolicking. These are common place at Bear runs.
Admirer - a term that refers to someone who is sexually or romantically attracted to Bears (this term is often used in various communities to describe an outsider who has sexual attraction to people within that community). Also often referred to as a Chaser. Admirers/Chasers can be of any weight, hairy or hairless and any age.
Bear - a hairy man with a stocky or heavyset build and facial hair. Can be clean shaven and of any age.
Cub - a younger (or younger looking) version of a Bear, typically but not always with a smaller frame. The term is sometimes used to imply the passive partner in a relationship. Can be hairy or hairless.
Daddy bear - is an older guy sometimes looking for a daddy/son relationship with either a younger Bear, Cub, Otter, Wolf or Chaser.
Goldilocks - A female, often heterosexual, who is often in the company of bears (a bear's fag hag). Also can be referred to as an Ursula.
Muscle bear - a muscular version of a Bear. A muscle cub is a younger or smaller, yet muscular, version. Can be hairy or hairless and of any age.
Koala bear - a bear with blond hair
Panda bear - a bear of Asian ethnicity. A panda cub is younger version. Usually hairless.
Polar bear - a silver- or white-haired Bear.
Otter - a man who is hairy, but is not large or stocky - typically thinner, or with lean muscle. Slimmer version of a Bear with little pockets of fat like love handles or a tiny gut, but not as lean as a Wolf.
Spirit bear - a Bear that approaches his sexuality and 'inner bear' from a spiritual stand point. Usually rooted in various international and cultural references and traditions. Notably present in pagan communities where being gay is predominantly accepted.
Woof - A greeting often used when a Bear spots another Bear in public and wants to express physical attraction. He might make a growling noise ("Grrr!") or say "Woof!"
Bear run - a gathering or circuit party for Bear/Cub types and their Admirers.
Bear soup - a swimming pool or hot tub full of bears which usually includes lots of group cuddling and frolicking. These are common place at Bear runs.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Curious
I'm sorry, but if you're a dude, and you want a dude to touch your dong, then, you're a fucking homo. Fess up and just say it! Ok, you may be bi, but you're not straight. You like men's ding dongs!
"Im married also and am straight and have a cock smaller then yours.
Ive never been with a guy and never touched a guys cock.
Id like to experience me jacking a cock off and having my cock jacked off.
Oral by me would not work for me since Im not gay.
Im age 56 and live near Columbia,SC."
"Im married also and am straight and have a cock smaller then yours.
Ive never been with a guy and never touched a guys cock.
Id like to experience me jacking a cock off and having my cock jacked off.
Oral by me would not work for me since Im not gay.
Im age 56 and live near Columbia,SC."
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Is this worth it? (Shawn is the evil one)
Before you read this, know that I was tired when I wrote this, and also extremely pissed.
My mother called the house, and woke me up, then wanted to know why I was sleeping. Gee ma, maybe because I've been working all night? So here I am awake, getting ready for bed finally. Se thought it'd be a good idea to bring the kids over the house today. Don't get me wrong, I love my Niece, and Nephews, but I do need my rest. And having toddlers around the house is not the way to get it done. Well moving on... My ma looks at me, and says, "we need to talk (Oh shit), but we won't because you've changed." I respond with a "Changed? How so ma?" Well Chris, you never wanted to be out, and now since meeting Shawn, you've become this 'Hi I'm queer' person, and you are broadcasting it to the world." me, "Well ma, I figured I"d let them know, because I was suicidal and depressed, but am not anymore. Do you think my coming out has had anything to do with it?" My ma, "No, you gays always have to push your agenda on people like me, and i am sick and tired of it. I read your e-mail, saying, 'Ok, I'll tell Wendy, then a few days later you told her." (Now someone here is lying, because at the time I told Wendy, she acted like she didn't know I was going to tell Wendy. She also acted Shocked that I would.) Well i looked at her saying, "It's not an agenda, and i am not forcing it on anyone else, would it be different if I said I was back with Katrina (My ex). (Silence) "I'm sorry ma, but you're the one who is not ready to talk. I just turned and walked away.
"Shawn is telling you what to do? What the fucking hell? I won't speak ill of those who have passed on, but Bill used to say that. Now my ma has this idea that Shawn is forcing me to come out, and is forcing me to be someone I am not. Has she forgotten what I was like when I was depressed? I would lay there, with them poking and yelling at me to get up out of bed, I would lay there to the point where I would be so pissed that i would strike out at them. Does she really want me like that again? She's worried about my temper now, well what about then? I have too much to live for now. I have a bud who makes me laugh, and a man who completes my life. Every weekend is a vacation for me, and I honestly dread coming home on Monday, but know that i must. When I'm home I face bull shit, and shit I wouldn't wish on my Enimies.
John and I have breakfast on Tuesday morning, and it was great, there's nothing like breaking bread with a friend. Well, this BS with my mother is getting to the point where the only way we can be comfortable with the situation is if we joke about it. John will often say, "So, have you been kicked out again? or how many times have you been kicked out?" While we laugh at this, it is fucking sad that we even have facts to back this joke up. WE both got to talking about our Faith, and about where the "Christian we went to school with" are. John and I are your normal 22 year old putz, but are not into the clubbing scene. The funny thing is that those in school who avoided us for not being "christian" enough are either now unmarried and with child, or are big time clubbers. Yeah, John and I both agreed that we believe in God, but do not agree with organized religion. Does that make us agnostic? I guess so, I don't know, maybe some one will leave a comment here. What i am trying to say, through my sleepy eyes, is I am officially turned off from my folks, and apparently, my mother hates Shawn. Sad, she never mt him, and never got to see what a wonderful guy he is, but it's her loss. John had the balls to meet him, and this coming weekend will meet him again, for a second time. Shawn is telling me what to do, fuck no, My ma is the one forcing her agenda on me, and is telling me what to do. Mark my words, as soon as I can, I am out of this hell hole. And when the time comes, I am dropping the "lefave" name and will gladly take Shawn's name. At least his family talks to me in a civil manner, and at least they treat us with respect. I've changed? Fuck yeah, and for the better, I am not mentally depressed. The only one making me depressed, is my ma.
My mother called the house, and woke me up, then wanted to know why I was sleeping. Gee ma, maybe because I've been working all night? So here I am awake, getting ready for bed finally. Se thought it'd be a good idea to bring the kids over the house today. Don't get me wrong, I love my Niece, and Nephews, but I do need my rest. And having toddlers around the house is not the way to get it done. Well moving on... My ma looks at me, and says, "we need to talk (Oh shit), but we won't because you've changed." I respond with a "Changed? How so ma?" Well Chris, you never wanted to be out, and now since meeting Shawn, you've become this 'Hi I'm queer' person, and you are broadcasting it to the world." me, "Well ma, I figured I"d let them know, because I was suicidal and depressed, but am not anymore. Do you think my coming out has had anything to do with it?" My ma, "No, you gays always have to push your agenda on people like me, and i am sick and tired of it. I read your e-mail, saying, 'Ok, I'll tell Wendy, then a few days later you told her." (Now someone here is lying, because at the time I told Wendy, she acted like she didn't know I was going to tell Wendy. She also acted Shocked that I would.) Well i looked at her saying, "It's not an agenda, and i am not forcing it on anyone else, would it be different if I said I was back with Katrina (My ex). (Silence) "I'm sorry ma, but you're the one who is not ready to talk. I just turned and walked away.
"Shawn is telling you what to do? What the fucking hell? I won't speak ill of those who have passed on, but Bill used to say that. Now my ma has this idea that Shawn is forcing me to come out, and is forcing me to be someone I am not. Has she forgotten what I was like when I was depressed? I would lay there, with them poking and yelling at me to get up out of bed, I would lay there to the point where I would be so pissed that i would strike out at them. Does she really want me like that again? She's worried about my temper now, well what about then? I have too much to live for now. I have a bud who makes me laugh, and a man who completes my life. Every weekend is a vacation for me, and I honestly dread coming home on Monday, but know that i must. When I'm home I face bull shit, and shit I wouldn't wish on my Enimies.
John and I have breakfast on Tuesday morning, and it was great, there's nothing like breaking bread with a friend. Well, this BS with my mother is getting to the point where the only way we can be comfortable with the situation is if we joke about it. John will often say, "So, have you been kicked out again? or how many times have you been kicked out?" While we laugh at this, it is fucking sad that we even have facts to back this joke up. WE both got to talking about our Faith, and about where the "Christian we went to school with" are. John and I are your normal 22 year old putz, but are not into the clubbing scene. The funny thing is that those in school who avoided us for not being "christian" enough are either now unmarried and with child, or are big time clubbers. Yeah, John and I both agreed that we believe in God, but do not agree with organized religion. Does that make us agnostic? I guess so, I don't know, maybe some one will leave a comment here. What i am trying to say, through my sleepy eyes, is I am officially turned off from my folks, and apparently, my mother hates Shawn. Sad, she never mt him, and never got to see what a wonderful guy he is, but it's her loss. John had the balls to meet him, and this coming weekend will meet him again, for a second time. Shawn is telling me what to do, fuck no, My ma is the one forcing her agenda on me, and is telling me what to do. Mark my words, as soon as I can, I am out of this hell hole. And when the time comes, I am dropping the "lefave" name and will gladly take Shawn's name. At least his family talks to me in a civil manner, and at least they treat us with respect. I've changed? Fuck yeah, and for the better, I am not mentally depressed. The only one making me depressed, is my ma.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Let's export the gays!
Before I met Shawn, I knew I wanted to move to NH, because of the freedoms I knew I'd have. I'd be able to own a firearm, with less hassle than down here in Massachusetts. I'd even be allowed to own camin, and monitors. But with people saying that homosexuality is destructive, and we should export them...Why live in the US? I do believe that homosexuals who are not out and who are "hooking up" are the ones to blame. I as a gay man am afraid to go to some rest stops, not because of the fear of being beaten up, but rather, because the married men at these places are creeping me out. There's a local park with several trails, in the medford area, and I'd love to take Shawn there some time. But it's also one of the area's largest cruising spots, and the state troopers are always there, scoping out the place for gay men. Yes, Shawn and I are legit, and not hooking up for casual sex next to ball fields, but that wouldn't stop the cops from questioning us, and harassing us. Something needs to be done.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Sex with a bicycle(not me) But shows the scots are weird.
Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Bryony Gordon: How do you have sex with a bicycle?
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Doctors battle to save 'human pin-cushion'
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Bryony Gordon: How do you have sex with a bicycle?
Goat survived by kid and human husband
Doctors battle to save 'human pin-cushion'
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
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